We drop the gloves...and pick up some beverages.

Friday, January 22, 2010

What you missed last night while watching, hopefully, the final episode ever of the jersey shore

There were a lot of games last night. some haikus might be better than others. lets go!

Blackhawks beat the Flames, 3-1:
Only Kipper seems
to want to win. The rest of
the Flames just plain sucked.

Lightning beat the Leafs in OT, 3-2:
Matt Walker had to
fight twice in the first. He knocked
out Rosehill, tied Orr.

Canucks beat the Stars, 4-3:
Alex Auld tried to
toe-drag Burrows and failed. Is
Turco teaching him?

Senators beat the Blues, 3-2
:
The Senators are
the hottest team right now. What if
they had goaltending?

Capitals beat the Penguins, 6-3
:
Ovy scores, Sid scores
whatever. This game sucked
I will care in May

Kings beat the Sabres in the shoot-out, 4-3:
All the Sabres must
hate going back home after
being in SoCal.

Sharks beat the Ducks, 3-1:
Now the Sharks have a
three game winning streak, where they've
outscored others a lot.

Coyotes beat the Predators, 4-2:
Both teams have heads
as logos. Only one team
has Upshall with 3.

Red Wings beat the Wild in the shoot-out, 4-3
:
Datsyuk's breakaway
pass to Big Bert was perfect.
Backhand, weighted. Yes!

Hurricanes win over the Thrashers, 5-3:
The C does not weigh
Stall down. A trick and a win
for his first game. Nice!

Islanders beat the Panthers in the shoot-out, 2-1:
Best shift of the night
led to the Isles goal. Hit,
cycle, pass, shoot, score!

BJs beat the Bruins, 3-2:
Lucic was back, but
cost his team with a late high
stick. Tough loss, Bruins.

Flyers shut-out the Rangers, 2-0
:
Hey Torts, Gabby dropped
his gloves first, so just shut up
about honor, dick.

4 comments:

Nemmy said...

It wasn't even Lucic's stick. It was hard to tell without replay but that 4min penalty was a blown call. Whatever. They still put up a lousy effort.

Scotty replied to our whole men's league team the other day and said that he's, "never playing hockey ever again".

Adam said...

A) Gabby dropped his gloves after Carcillo seeked him out an put him in a head-lock
B) Carcillo's a scum-bag so there's no point in being mad at him (and for what it's worth, he did a good job of getting in the Rangers' head). I'm more mad at the Rangers for allowing somebody to go affter the guy who is responsible for 90% of their points. Girardi had a nice front row seat!

Mr. W said...

A) Gabby dropped his gloves...period
B) It's a scrum next to the net, and you grab whoever you can. Gaborik is an idiot for even thinking about dropping the gloves.
C) Tort's is a scum bag who needs to stop chirping from behind the bench.

Paul said...

Gabby is my boy but he dropped his gloves, so he has to take the beating. Someone should have stepped in the the Rangers to make sure it didn't get to that point. Flyers caught two lucky goals, but when you get shut out there are no excuses. Rangers Flyers with another home and home series to end the season with playoff positions sure to be up for grabs..gotta love that.