Free Agent Haikus

I've been kind of MIA this past week. I have new job that lets me have less time for blogging and musing about hockey. I've been impressed with some of the signings and decided to express my sentiments in haiku form.

Radim Vrbata
will grow a mullet and get
PP time from Mel

Jose Theodore
is Cristobel Huet with
less hair and skill

Remember when Ray-
croft was a good goaltender?
Not anymore, Avs

Who is Jeff Finger?
Toronto fans want to know
So does his agent

Eric Goddard is
A poors mans Georges Laraque
but white, and can't fight

Maybe Cory thought
that he was signing with the
other bad south team

Chicago goes from
babies and underrated
to well goaltended

Colorado loves
older players from
canadian teams

Kolzig stays in south
Mike Smith hopes to start in Bay
Cooler name wins job

Alex Auld is the
complete opposite of Ray
he won't each cockroach

Brian Campbell gets
eight, yes, eight years to commit
to the indian

Mikes red hair will match
Columbus's uniform
still no play0ff beard

Rolston's facial hair
will fit right in on the shore
soul patch makes comeback

Welcome back bobby
the crash line is no longer
here, say hello to bench

How did wade redden
convince anyone to pay
gms watch games, right?

Islanders make splash
with a swiss defenseman who
is old and neutral

Marian Hossa
stabs penguins in the back by
signing with red wings

Sean Avery says
goodbye to broadway, hello
to cowboy boots, hats

Ron Hainsey was the
second choice of the Thrashers
ask Brian Campbell

Jarko Ruutu gets
paid to be a dick and its
easy with Ray gone


Doug Weight to the Isles
Just add Richter and we have
the 96 team

Huselius goes
to Columbus and will have
to learn to play D